Post making contest 2.0

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This post breaks rules 1, 2, 4 and 5.

Now, a hint

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now a trap a final reckoning my know know know know own know

This post breaks rules 1, 2 and 5.

Her e, take t hishi ntforrule

This post breaks rules 1, 2 and 5.

Sruix is my good friend and I will not stand for anyone to say mean nasty things about them.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

Here, take this hint for rule

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5, thus presumably also turning this into a hint for rule 4.

Make reef more real its fine Edam.

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sruix i made an area in the spreadsheet for my expectations of what rules those posts would pass and i was only wrong on four rules across those seven posts. i'm not saying i understand why these posts pass/fail these particular rules i'm just saying it's not particularly confusing atm

look at this post made three hours ago, i was so young and innocent then

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This post breaks rules 1, 2 and 4.

i've been decieved i thought sruix was my good friend it turns out he was my chaotic evil friend

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5, whilst being factually inaccurate. Though to be fair I have never really tried to figure out my alignment. Chaotic is probably right, though. Probably more Neutral than Good.

abc. d efgh i jklmn opqrstuvw xy zabcde fghij klm nopqr stuvwxyz abcdefghi jklmnop qrstuvwxy zab cd efg hijklmno pqrs tuvwxy za bcdefg hijk lmn opq rstuvwxy zab cd efghijk lmnopqrst uvwxy za bcdefghi jklmnopq rstu v wxyzabcde fghijkl m...

breaks rules 1 and 2.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 4 and 5, whilst also being factually inaccurate. But then honestly, you only got rule 4 wrong. That one just seems to keep getting broken/passed whenever it feels like it.

(that is not a hint)