Post making contest 2.0

Now, abs know

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

THIS POST DOESN'T EXIST ANY MORE

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

Ibe l ieve i nyoux!

This post breaks rules 1, 2 and 5.

Now, x know

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 4 and 5.

now x knxw

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 4 and 5.

Now, j know

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 4 and 5.

Now! I know,

This post breaks rule 5.

Now,!I know,

This post breaks rule 5.

okay so to pass rule three you've gotta make your word lengths line up with the digits of pi!

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

Now I know!

This post breaks rule 5 and forms part of a joke along with the above post, in case you missed it.

Only one more judgement before bedtime!