Post making contest 2.0

Oui, mate

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

I like you sruix. But this ruleset is suffering. Now I want to expire.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

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This post breaks rules 1, 4 and 5.

Now, i know

This post breaks rule 5.

Not This

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Row, row

This post breaks rules 2, 3, 4 and 5.

A test

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.