Post making contest 2.0

Now, I know:

This post breaks rule 5.

sruix i made an area in the spreadsheet for my expectations of what rules those posts would pass and i was only wrong on four rules across those seven posts. i'm not saying i understand why these posts pass/fail these particular rules i'm just saying it's not particularly confusing atm

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5, whilst sounding very promising!

Also, is the measure of close for "doing butt stuff" mean that the stuff shouldn't be in the butt, if you know what I mean?

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 4. Strictly speaking, it is in fact the opposite of that.