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That's me!
It was a couple of months ago.
Like, way too late. Consistently.
It's the only way we'll get served. I think.
Um, I'd rather you didn't. Definitely not on the table, at least.
Because I don't like people touching me.
Gosh, I haven't had a proper one in months.
I hope not. Well, not physically, anyway.
Because you're being really annoying by asking these questions that nobody bar me will know.
At the moment, nothing special. I don't distinguish days of the week particularly.
The answer's still no, but you may be giving me a headache. Does that count?
Because you continue to ask me these irritating questions!
Nah, that would have been way too posh.
I don't even own a bicycle!
I sincerely doubt it. Well, I mean technically yes, yes you can. It's just that you shouldn't.
You could stop badgering people even when they've clearly indicated they do not want to be disturbed. That would be a start.
Oh god yes.
You!
Probably not, but it would be great if it were. Sorry, that was mean.
Avalanche, feedback and grim.
About two quid, I reckon.
I honestly think you're capable of doing anything.
NO REASON!
You left it by the door.
About five and a half weeks ago, though I saw a picture of him the other day. Does that count?
Pork, hopefully.
Slightly, yeah. I'm way worse, though.
Wait, who? Is there someone else here? I didn't think so...
Hell yes. Have you seen the Post Making Contest thread lately?
Um, I live here, you know.
Yes. Yes, actually, I am. Get your own.
I tend to just lie face down in front of the goal. I don't think it helps.
Not right now. Mind you, there was that one time...
Over there. Right next to your bag. You'll be walking out of it now. Goodbye for now. I'll answer the rest of your questions later.