Post making contest 2.0

I got a day cop on sruixan he's guilty

Vote: sruixan

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5. It is true that I am guilty, though.

Not even arguing the validity of such a wild claim this early into the game; just accepting this guilty verdict and waiting for the votes to come pouring in. Sruix is clearly a jester, and as such would be a waste of a lynch when there's still scum out there to hunt.

Question time!
@Sruix what're your early reads?
@Schazer why're you claiming so early. This seems pretty scummy to me.

@Everyone else: RVS is over, just fyi

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Vote: Fogel

He hasn't said anything in a while. Clearly he's an opportunist waiting for a wagon to form so he can join it.

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nopqrstuvwxyz

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@3853: I accept that innocence is beyond what this here gabber can attain! In general, I bear no opinions, because reasons.

Vote: Shredded

(mostly since I can)

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