Post making contest 2.0

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Million dollars but:

Whenever you hear a dog bark, you grow an extra body part.

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Now, I know I maybe suggested my "killer laws" would be very bad, but if you are careful and make good guesses,

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This is a haiku
Buckle up mother fuckers
For lubrication

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