Post making contest 2.0

Tell me about this post aks, does it break, fail, violate, contravene, infringe, or disobey any rules?

This post breaks rules 2 and 4.

(also please stop)

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 5.

AKS MUST BE STOPPED

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4, and 5.

AKS IS BULLYING ME

This post breaks rules 1 and 5.

"AKS MUST BE STOPPED" IS ONE OF THE ANSWERS YOU ARE LOOKING FOR

This post breaks every rule.

Does this post abrogate, break, contradict, defy, evade, fail, gainsay, hinder, infringe, jettison, kung-fu, lapse, misinterpret, negate, obstruct, preclude, quash, resist, spurn, thwart, upset, violate, wreck, xor, yield, or zero any rules?

This post breaks every rule.

Seriously, I had a lot of trouble finding something appropriate that started with k.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 4, and 5.


This post breaks every rule.

This is me posting.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 5.


This post breaks every rule.

This is me posting again.

This post breaks every rule.


This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 4.


This post breaks every rule.

You know what's cool? Posting.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 4.


This post breaks rules 2, 3, and 5.

Hey, who remembers this?

I’d like to start this thing up once again.







So here we go - it’s time to break some rules.

This post breaks rules 2, 3, and 5.

Good times, good times.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 5.

Perhaps one set takes
Once
Seriously
This

This post breaks every rule.

AKUMU WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

This post breaks rules 2, 3, and 4.

I don't know what I was going for there.

This post breaks every rule.

Show Content

Spoiler3429 weird dogs

This post breaks every rule.

this is what cyberbullying looks like in the year 2016

This post breaks rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.

FOLD BETWEEN S'S

This post breaks rules 1, 2, and 5.

Code:

MY RULES YOUR JUDGEMENT
1234#    12345
12#4?    12345
1234#    #23#5
12345    12345
12345    #23#5
12345    #23#5
1234#    12#45
#2#45    1#3#5
1234#    12345
1234#    12345

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 4.

There's more where that came from, Akumu. You know there is.

This post breaks rule 2.

this is hell, we're in hell now

This post breaks rule 1, 2, 3, and 5.

disinfect
frustrated
redemand
nightingale
unexcised
bilingual
deforest
dangerous
unimpressed
adviser
defacement
jellyfish
reconfirm
sponsorship
arriving
ferryboat

This post breaks rules 1, 3, and 4.

This post has a beard and a sword.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 5.

Nearly ten percent of my posts are in this thread, what the hell.

This post breaks every rule.

This thread which is only about a month old, I might remind you.

This post breaks rules 1, 3, and 5.

ALMOST A THIRD OF MY POSTS ARE IN THIS THREAD

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 5.

Ix has even more posts in this thread than I do, and I already had too many.

Save yourself, Ix.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 5.

OVER A QUARTER

This post breaks rules 1, 3, and 5.

[6:49 PM] Sruixan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[6:49 PM] Ixcaliber: same tho
[6:51 PM] Akumu: lol

This post breaks every rule.

The year is 2010. You're really jazzed about Inception, you think the iPad will probably fail within a year, and posting MS paint drawings on an internet forum still seems like a viable way to spend your spare time. One day, during a rousing game of Rock Band 3, you hear the sound of Power by Kanye West - someone's calling you on your flip phone, which is still sort of outdated but not super embarrassing yet! Who could it be?

It's your friend Julian. He says he's in a little trouble and he needs your help!

"I don't have time for your dumb problems, Julian, I've got a Memelords concert to plan!"

Yes! Your stalker-hack system is working! You can now eavesdrop on your favorite band! but...oh no! It sounds like Julian is in trouble! Good thing you keep a constant update on his location.

"I hate you so much right now, Julian."

Content removed by user

everyone... we did it. congratulations

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4, and 5.

tag yourself i'm julian

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4, and 5.

i'm the corpse in the alley that was totally Akumu Julian's fault

This post breaks every rule.

So Akumu, we've decided that the best way of getting our revenge is to continue to flood this thread with posts so that you have to spend as much time suffering through the judgement process as we do through the "guessing" stage.

To this end, I'm about to get back to work. I will be keeping you posted, quite literally.

This post breaks rules 1, 3, and 4.

This is me posting again.

This post breaks rules 2, 3, and 5.

This is update #1.

I have not yet got back to work. I was made to scream for Discord voice chat, which I have not yet left.

End of message.

This post breaks rules 1, 4, and 5.

Seriously, though, that SALD is amazing. Julian kept his name through the whole thing!

This post breaks every rule.

i'm the corpse in the alley that was totally Akumu Julian's fault

He probably just stumbled onto one of the penguin's victims.

This post breaks rules 2, 4, and 5.

Hey Akumu, you've got the right order.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, and 4.

This is update #2.

I just went to the loo.

End of message.

This post breaks rules 1, 3, and 5.

This is update #3.

I just fed my Neko Atsume cats. Smokey left my 6 gold fish for the Zebra Grass Gadget, and today's password was "office". Only three more days until I get the free Ritzy Bitz!

End of message.

This post breaks rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.

This is update #4.

I refilled my water jug whilst deciding what music to put on. I've settled for Kiln's 2007 album, Dusker, because it's nice and calm and good music to do things to. I do need to decompress a bit in order to concentrate on my revision, after all.

End of message.

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4, and 5.

Aks I hope this is what you wanted.

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4, and 5.

This is update #5.

I'm going through the lubrication theory examples from the lecture notes to make sure I can do them by myself. The first is steady flow in a one-dimensional slider bearing, which shouldn't be too hard.

End of message.

This post follows every rule!