Boast Making Contest

I EXIST! MY FACE IS LION-LIKE IN ITS SEXINESS!!! I AM VERY ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT BEING GOOD AND I WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO WITH A SMILE LIKE A SEXY GOD OF AWESOME! I DO LOADSA COOL THINGS, SO MANY COOL THINGS THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN COUNT THEM OF COURSE I CAN COUNT THEM BECAUSE NOT ONLY AM I SUPER SMART AND ABLE I AM ALSO A MOTHERFUCKING GENIUS! ME! ME! I WILL STOMP ON ANYBODY THAT DARES TO CHALLENGE MY TITLE AS I HAVE STOMPED ON PEOPLE BEFORE AND STOMPED ON PEOPLE ON MY WAY TO CHALLENGE THEM FOR THEIR TITLES! I AM SIMPLY SUPREME, LIKE KRISPY KREME! I HAVE THE FIRE AND I HAVE THE FORCE! AND I HAVE THE FURY OF MY OWN MOMENTUM! MY EXISTENCE TRANSCENDS TIME, I AM IN THE PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE SIMULTANEOUSLY!!! I AM SO REAL THAT ALL OF YOU ARE SO UNREAL TO ME THAT MY OWN DREAMS ARE YOUR REALITY! SERIOUSLY NOBODY CAN REALLY CONTEST WITH ME SINCE I AM ON A HIGHER PLANE OF REALITY FROM EVERYONE ELSE I AM JUST SO AHEAD OF THE CURVE THAT I AM AHEAD OF MYSELF AND MYSELF'S SELF!

I AM LITERALLY SO GREAT THAT I WAS THE FIRST TO PASS RULE 2 BEFORE CRIMSON MAGE DID! I AM THE SUPERIOR RAINBOW WIZARD! EAT MY SHORTS! THOUGH MOST OF MY PALS AND PEERS ARE PRETTY COOL FOLKS! PROBABLY SLIGHTLY HIGHER THAN ME BUT THEY AIN'T GOT NUTHIN' ON ME!
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Okay I think I'm done here. I am kinda proud of myself for literally being the first to pass rule 2 though, no lie.