Answer the Question Above You

Grass and plastic lances, but I have a better, less accurate answer that comes with a little story timbit.

So baby me was sitting at my table, when my dad sets down his beer to hug a friend. When he turns around, his beer is empty. Also, I now hate the smell / taste of most alcohol.

Also, my younger ex-neighbour ate mushrooms growing in her backyard and had to get her stomach pumped, but her and her whole family were jerks who would play music loudly at 11:00 pm and hit hockey pucks into our flowers (sometimes retrieving them, most of the time leaving them for us to hoard and dispose of). Also I went to school with them (well, the children ones) and they were awful brats.

Okay but question: If you invented a dance move, what would you name it?