Battle Fighting Contest

Here's the rules!

Rule Υ: Character must explicitly have a beard and use a sword. Gotta have that beardsword. I can't believe it took so long. I was kind of tempted to say well Hawk Spacehawk kind of probably has a beard given feathers and stuff and a post where he had a sword I was tempted to just give it to Kaynato then but I gotta follow the letter of the rules and it called for an explicit beard
Rule Φ: Character must have a background and text colour.
Rule Χ: Profile must include a filled in username field. I felt bad because I deliberately omitted the username in the profile field so that it wouldn't be passed constantly without any effort, but I kind of panicked when absolutely nobody habitually added it in.
Rule Ψ: Profile must include an illustration of the character.
Rule Ω: Profile must be a character, not previously used in a grand battle written and by the person posting that profile.

Round One coming after sleep...?