Post making contest 2.0

CAT? DOG?
BAT? HOG?

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Congratulations we're the most replied to thread on Eagle Time.

Truly! Thanks to people like us, Post making contest is now the most replied to thread.


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RULES TOOLS JEWELS SCHOOLS POOLS
FOOLS JOULES YULES GHOULS MULES STOOLS SPOOLS
DUELS FUELS VESTIBULES

The above text passes four requirements. This is an attempt to include a set of words which do not meet those same conditions.

You are correct about the requirements.
The last is by far the hardest.
I will indicate closeness from now on.
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Congratulations we're the most replied to thread on Eagle Time.

THIS THREAD IS ONLY A MONTH OLD WHAT IS WRONG WITH US

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CONGRATULATIONS WE'RE THE MOST REPLIED TO THREAD ON EAGLE TIME
BUT WE'VE STILL GOT A LONG WAY TO GO IN TERMS OF VIEWS
THAT THIS THREAD IS SO POPULAR IS PRACTICALLY A CRIME
I'LL KEEP YOU UPDATED WITH THE LATEST NEWS

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One third of last requirement.

TWO HOUSEHOLDS BOTH ALIKE IN DIGNITY
IN FAIR VERONA WHERE WE LAY OUR SCENE
FROM ANCIENT GRUDGE BREAK TO NEW MUTINY
WHERE CIVIL BLOOD MAKES CIVIL HANDS UNCLEAN

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WOW, I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS OLDER THAN THAT!
THIS SENTENCE WILL END WITH ITS LAST WORD, CAT!

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There once was a man from FREMP
who consumed his bodyweight in HEMP
he saw many THINGS
like lampposts and STRINGS
and a stooge claiming to be SHEMP

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