Rule Creating Contest

No rule but MOB RULE

Passes rules 4 and 5. I think it fails both 1 and 2.

Passes rule 5.

Are rules rules?

Yes they are, and passes rules 1 and 5.

1. It's my birthday so my posts are the only posts not allowed to win.

Passes 1, 2, and 5.

2. I feed hints to Immaterial so he always wins the contest.

Passes 1 and 5, and probably 2.

3. This rule is kind of ambiguous so I'm not always sure if something passes it.

Passes 1 and 5, and probably 2 as well.

4. Maybe posts that fail this rule actually pass it due to negligence.

Passes 1 and 5, and yep, probably 2.

5. I'm a man.

Passes 1 and 5.

73. Post must not make any sense.

Passes 2, 3, and 5.

985. Post must correctly identify at least one of the actual rules.

Good luck, none of them have so far. Also passes 2, 3, and 5.

0. Post must not exceed 60 kilometers per hour.

Passes 3 and 5.

8658. Post must respect a curfew of 7 PM local time.

Passes 3 and 5.

222222. Posts which may contain nuts must include a warning label indicating such.

Passes 3 and 5, and probably 2.