RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm
06-24-2012, 11:34 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-24-2012, 11:39 PM by Coldblooded.)
*sobs* Why? Why are you all so MEAN?!? All I ever wanted in life was to be one of you! To fit in and have friends! I dedicated my entire life to the pursuit of Chesterdom! Why wasn't that enough for you people? A Chester by any name should smell as sweet!
I can see you now for what you really are, a bunch of hateful, snake-loving bullies! You think you're so much better, just because your parents weren't a couple of new-age yuppies, turning you into a freak of nature by refusing to give you a decent name? Well you're not! I'm more of a Chester then any of you could ever hope to be, because I've had to work for it, every minute of every day of my entire life!
*sobs* I am a real Chester, I am. I am......
Spa buddies, I'm sorry....... I wasn't good enough......
> Drink the punch.
(Do you see now Mom? This is what happens when you refuse to follow proper naming conventions! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!)
I can see you now for what you really are, a bunch of hateful, snake-loving bullies! You think you're so much better, just because your parents weren't a couple of new-age yuppies, turning you into a freak of nature by refusing to give you a decent name? Well you're not! I'm more of a Chester then any of you could ever hope to be, because I've had to work for it, every minute of every day of my entire life!
*sobs* I am a real Chester, I am. I am......
Spa buddies, I'm sorry....... I wasn't good enough......
> Drink the punch.
(Do you see now Mom? This is what happens when you refuse to follow proper naming conventions! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!)