The Grand Tweet II: Finished

The Impatient wanted to run a battle, but he had a terrible attention span. Suddenly an epiphany; enforce a time limit! 7 hours would be OK.

It's a grand battle but each post must be less than 140 characters, also each round will last an hour.

Aside from that you know how grand battles work. It's like that. No reserves though because seriously.

Here's a profile, each section must be no more than 140 characters long. Don't sign up if you aren't going to be available for the next few hours. Dependant on signups this will either be starting in say fifty minutes time or an hour and fifty minutes.

Name: Your character's name.
Gender: Your character's gender.
Race: Your character's species.
Colour: The colour you'll post in.
Weapons/Abilities: What they fight with or what they can do.
Description: Quickly describe them.
Biography: The abridged version of their life.

DUE TO AMENDMENTS WE'RE HAVING FOUR HOURS TONIGHT AND THEN THREE HOURS TOMORROW.

Characters:
Willow Smith - Woffles SHE WHIPPED HER HAIR BACK AND FORTH TO /DEATH!/
Bob The Pen - Solaris CAUGHT IN A SPACE DRACULA FUNKSPLOSION
Baskerville - Lankie/Pharmacy REDUCED TO VIRAL VAMPIRE DUST BY THE NEGAHARPOON
Brad Rhododendron - Jacquerel THAT DAMN NEGAHARPOON AGAIN ON ITS WAY TO A LIZARD WITCH'S BRAIN
The Great Wizard Loquacious - Dragon Fogel
a. poet - TimeothyHour BURNED AND BLINDED, HE BEGGED FOR DEATH AND THEN GOT IT IN A DEAD FOREST
Winde - AgentBlue DIED IN A NEGAHARPOON AND PENSWORD COLLISION EXPLOSION
Conway Delore - Cyber95 HIS BIGGEST NEGAHARPOON YET AND IT BACKFIRED ON HIM