Full Immersion [for what it's worth]

> Pick your class. Or rather, do something causing the dialogue allowing for class selection to appear, prompting us to pick your class for you.

Naaaaah, you're gonna be fiiiiine. Just fiddle around with the screen some more.

He scratches his head. "Okay, stay calm, no fainting. They say this is a game, right? What'm I supposed to do..?" He pushes some random buttons and sees a few of the menus, eventually reaching the one with the class search.
"This..isn't very, self-explanatory or intuitive or anything..it's just kinda..here..."

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To be honest, I think the last time a new character got the message there was an immediate flood of class suggestions, and I half-expected that to happen here as well. Heh.