Full Immersion [for what it's worth]

> Shout "NO!! I AM ASLEEP!!1!" at the top of your lungs.

Make sure you're decent, then invite her in.

"No, uh.." he starts to call back, but pauses, unsure why he answered that way.
"No? Yer not awake?"
He thinks for a second. "Uh...I'm pretty sure I'm still asleep!" He looks down at himself, and finds he is basically fully clothed. Very boring tan-ish clothes that don't exactly match his surroundings, but clothes nonetheless.
"Who'm I talkin' to, then?"
"Well, me. I just don't think I could possibly be awake, is all."

"..Comin' in," responds the voice. The person it belongs to walks in, a plain-looking dark-skinned elf woman in a maid's outfit. "Ah, you don't look too hurt," she says, coming over toward him. "Kinyust and?"
"Uh.."
"Are you able to stand?" she repeats herself.
"Oh..I guess so," says Jarod, moving his legs around and standing up off the bed. He finally becomes aware of the source of his lower-back discomfort: A new appendage, specifically a tail, coming from there, in the same color as his ears.
"Doya mind moving away a bit so I can change this out? Mizz Jen said she don't mind you usin' her bed, but gods do help me if there's still someone else's fur innit tonight," says the maid, half-shoving him out of the way to get to work.

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