Post making contest 2.0

this passes no rules

Solaris, I've always admired the vowel/consonant distribution in your name. 123. Post subject changed, signature off.

this passes rule 3

I dig to know my posts assist my pals. I put a lot of thought into my posts. I think this post is not a post that wins.

this passes rule 3

g0m

Reyweld

this passes rule 1 and rule 3

ohmygod i love that bird

this passes rule 1

my post and the previous post do not pass rule 1, reminder that the following is true
unless otherwise stated my posts will pass rule 1 and rule 3
if a post in one of my posts passes rule 2, then one of my posts also passes rule 2