Hiccups (Text) - COMPLETED!

Tell the truth: that you have the hiccups something fierce.

You start to explain the problem that got you into this situation.

"*hic* *hic* *hic* *hic*"

...Oh, right. Well, on the bright side, they've probably figured out that you have the hiccups, right?

"Okay," the policeman says with a sigh. "Can someone who doesn't have the hiccups explain - *hic*"

Uh-oh. Suddenly, everyone starts hiccuping! Looks like this isn't just your problem any more. Well, okay, technically it hasn't been just your problem for a while, what with the stampede and the imminent eruption, but still.

You'd better do something about these hiccups... but what?

Offer them some free ice cream.

Of course! The ice cream vendor's truck is still here! Maybe if you give everyone ice cream, that will cure their hiccups! Okay, so it didn't work for you, but worst case, everyone gets ice cream. That's not so bad, right?

You gesture at the ice cream truck and climb inside. Everyone stands out front, waiting to be served.

Uh-oh. But there's a problem. How are you going to find out what flavors they want when they're all hiccuping?