RE: Consistency
06-20-2012, 01:26 AM
AgentBlue Wrote:Open your notebook, and take a letter.
No! You've removed enough letter_ already! You can only preform the ritual a finite amount! You'll be completely illiterate at your current rate!
But, he did die for you, and he protected you from the creature you brought forth. Your whole being cringe_ at the thought of preforming alphamancy again, but here...you have no choice. You reach into your NOTEBOOK and REMOVE the letter "R".
"REVIVE!"
It worked! Cla_ence live_ again! oh, but the _pell wo_ked too well! The C_eatu_e wa_ _e__u_ected with Cla_ence!
How will you and Cla_ence flee?
MrGuy Wrote:Admit your foul deeds.
"Right this way! Come on in!"
Boy this sure is a long line! You had no idea you had been such an degenerate in your last life! You're gonna have to put on a heck of a show if you don't want to be reincarnated as a dust mite.
you haaate being a dustmite
Uh oh! It's getting close to curtain call. But you still haven't figured out how you're going to open the show! It has to be really catchy if these guys are gonna be absolved.
How will you get things going?
btp Wrote:> What the? It's gone! Someone must have snatched it earlier in the night! But the ho expects payment for your flight, and you know you'll have to pay her somehow before you leave, assuming you enjoy having unbroken limbs. What are you going to do?
Yes! This is clearly the best intro for Pimpdiana Jones and the Phallus of Glee! Your ROM-COM ratings will go through the roof! Japan has nothing on your date sims!
You log on to SMUTBOOK to update your PROGRESS LOG - but wait - Oh no! That SMUG JAPANESE MOTHER FKCER BEAT YOU TO THE PUNCH!
There sitting in your inbox is an invite to the beta test of : SHORTROUND'S HOTTIE QUEST. GAH! He even stole your INTRO GRAPHIC!
That's it. You can't give up yet. You already built the engine, all you need is a new theme.
What is your new theme?
Chwoka Wrote:Ho x thousands
Wow, he hasn't even gotten to the second "ho" yet. This really is going to be the longest Christmas ever.
Welp. It might night be "forever" but it will be long enough to keep that brat happy. Third wish done and completed.
Now where will you hide your lamp next?
"Anthano Zasalla Wrote:> It's time to go to the laundromat!
With your mesmerism kit locked in your car, you figure the swirly swishings of soiled undies will probably be the next best thing. You'll hypnotize this momma bird if it's the last thing you do.
You check the shoebox for your tiny charge...
Oh no! Fliterous is gone! Even if you do get his mother to take him back it wont do much good if he isn't here!
Where did Fliterous escape to?
cyber95 Wrote:Break the H-Scroll
"Noooo nooo please don't I have a family!" The scroll continues to cry at you.
You do feel a little sorry for it, but at the same time, if you don't break it, how will you get the sweet-sweet scroll nectar at it's center.
"please they'll die without me! I'll give you anything you want, plea-"
*CRACK*
Sorry buddy, not my problem.
Okay you only need one more ingredient for Mama. Oh boy Mama makes the best meals! You check the list for the final item:
What is the final ingredient?