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Infrared · 06-19-2012, 07:41 AM

"Hello, and welcome to the first installment of Eagle Time's Super Fighting Bloody Tournament. I hope it is not bloody enough for you to survive.

My name is irrelevant at the moment, and so is the reason i've brought you here."

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"The only thing you need to know is that you're in a battle to the death and there will only be a single survivor."

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"The rules are very simple; kill whoever is in front of you using whatever means necessary.

No questions are allowed at the moment. The audience will decide your opponents and arenas. Good luck."

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"Well! There you have it, the contestants are all ready."

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"Now, let's see what the audience decided for the first match"

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"Moonlight Queen versus Jormungandr! Battle of the royals! And the location is: Spacequeen's head? Interesting choice..."

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"The contestants have been teleported to the chosen arena. I think Space Queen is not pleased with the audience's choice."

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"Alright now"

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"Let the bloody battle"

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"Begin!"

"..."

"..."

"M-midnight Queen did not hesitate a single moment and straight up murdered Jormungandr...

I-i guess that was the point of the battle, so we have a winner?"

"I wasn't ready to narrate something like this"

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"Oh-it seems Midnight Queen is not having any of this tournament nonsense and is preparing to strike against the living arena, Space Queen!"

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"Get her outta there, stat."

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"Apparently, our technician is not having any of this rule breaking nonsense either, and teleported Midnight Queen right on time. Good work there!"

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"Well that was a short battle, but it sure was exciting, right?! right?"

"Anyway, let's not waste any time and see what the audience has chosen for the next fight"

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"Socktopus versus Space Queen! Tentacle on tentacle!

And the arena will be: The Things and no Context thread! Holy dang! This should be pretty super awesome!"

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"Behold, Eagle Time users' own very personal wacky internet things vault"

"We have to give Space Queen some credit for being already bloodied up without even fighting yet"

"Alright, let the bloody battle..."

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"Begin!"

"Woah Look at THAT, i've never seen such an epic tentacle struggle before! What an spectacle"

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"Ow! Socktopus got smacked real hard. Space Queen sure wants to demonstrate she has the very best tentacles in this tournament"

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"Socktopus is not giving up just yet! As majestic as tentacles are, they aren't everything in a fight, you know."

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"Wow! What a display of mastery over weaponry, Socktopus is such a pro!"

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"Space Queen is completely stunned, Socktopus soaring towards her, oh god she's so done for!"

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"Except not! Something's wrong with socktopus, he's glitching up! I can't believe it, right at the most important moment! Damn you, buggy Rogue-likes!"

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"Think you can do something?"

"I will try, my Empress"

"Thank you, P"

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"Oh, i'm being informed that our technician will attempt to fix Socktopus, it should just take a brief moment, we apologize for the inconvenience!"

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"Alright! good old Socktopus is back"

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"Except bigger and better! [Image: 3SA28.png]

Don't move from your seats guys, this is just beginning!"

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