Breakfast Time

>Jump into the Dragon's Blood Barrel

This is an excellent idea, and will definitely help you in your current situation! You're pretty sure flying and breathing fire are things that can defeat a wizard! Also, for some reason you're assuming that dragon's blood will grant you these abilities.



DAMMIT WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN? It's just blood! Well, it's magical blood. You're pretty sure you swallowed some of it inadvertently. How much, you're not sure. Ugh.

And you even managed to counteract all the businessgauge progress you've made. Great going there, businesslizard.

>JUMP TO THE MUTATION BARREL

You jump very carefully to the barrel full of POTION OF MUTATION. Seriously, you never know what this stuff will do. It could give you some new superpowers, but it could also cover your entire body with eyes and tentacles and simultaneously replace your legs with a snake tail or something. Not that you have anything against Naga. That would be racist. Either way, it's really just a good idea to stay away from the stuff.

It's not strictly illegal, but misuse is very much frowned upon. You'll just steer clear.

Wait, did the acid fall into your heal-wounds barrel?!

Nah. You aimed your fall so that you would land in the barrel, but the acid itself landed on the floor in between. You have no idea what's down there, and you don't want to find out.



OH GODS WHY DID YOU CREEP AROUND THE EDGE TO LOOK?! THAT WAS VERY DUMB.

AAGGGHH YOU SWALLOWED SOME, THAT IS NOT GOOD AT ALL.



Huh, that... You have never seen your businessgauge do that before. You are kind of worried about what the potion might have done to it. At least it doesn't seem to have had any other effec-



AUGH.

Levitation. Explore places too high for your stubby lil' lizard legs to reach.

Well, you've had more success with this one at least. Actually, this is kind of fun. Horns or not, you'd say this was definitely worth it. It'll probably wear off later, but for now you'd better take advantage of it!

As an aside, the barrel you couldn't see before is labeled "Whiskey", and seems to be fairly empty. You have a sneaking suspicion that the wizard is an alcoholic.