RE: Trainwreck
06-18-2012, 02:23 AM
Thinking quickly, you enact a cunning plan to escape your impending wedding.
"How wonderful!" you announce to Terrence's grandmother. "You have made me a very happy man! Unfortunately, I am also a very busy man and will have to call you later to make the wedding arrangements."
"Oh, how marvelous!" she declares. "I have always wanted to marry a magnificent dancer! I can hardly wait! Let me tell you my number..."
You quickly rush off before hearing the number, using the Red-Hot Salsa dance to leave in a hurry, and also leave a trail of flames in your wake. The flames engulf Terrence's grandmother; you laugh as you revel in your nefarious plan to never call her back. You then prepare to deal with Solaris, and reach beyond the fourth wall to set him aflame. You also make it a point to reinvent yourself as Doctor Diabolico and bomb the Dominican Republic later, when your flying timesteamboat returns.
But wait! A thought strikes you. If his grandmother burns in the flames, Terrence will never be born and will never be yours. And the same thing will happen if the wedding the Romans are preparing does not proceed!
1. How will you save Terrence's train-grandmother from the flames?
2. How will you ensure the wedding goes smoothly?
3. What will you earn your doctorate in before becoming Doctor Diabolico?
"How wonderful!" you announce to Terrence's grandmother. "You have made me a very happy man! Unfortunately, I am also a very busy man and will have to call you later to make the wedding arrangements."
"Oh, how marvelous!" she declares. "I have always wanted to marry a magnificent dancer! I can hardly wait! Let me tell you my number..."
You quickly rush off before hearing the number, using the Red-Hot Salsa dance to leave in a hurry, and also leave a trail of flames in your wake. The flames engulf Terrence's grandmother; you laugh as you revel in your nefarious plan to never call her back. You then prepare to deal with Solaris, and reach beyond the fourth wall to set him aflame. You also make it a point to reinvent yourself as Doctor Diabolico and bomb the Dominican Republic later, when your flying timesteamboat returns.
But wait! A thought strikes you. If his grandmother burns in the flames, Terrence will never be born and will never be yours. And the same thing will happen if the wedding the Romans are preparing does not proceed!
1. How will you save Terrence's train-grandmother from the flames?
2. How will you ensure the wedding goes smoothly?
3. What will you earn your doctorate in before becoming Doctor Diabolico?