Post making contest 2.0

if helium is so great why don't we just breathe helium instead huh?

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i don't know what rule three is but it's pretty easy to pass so i can't wait until we've figured out/cargoculted together a post that solves all but three and then we can just suffer as we are suddenly incapable of passing it at all.

Boy howdy are you going to like this judgment post!
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¡Gígglé physíc's!

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"Laser is at work and jacking off."

¿Qúé és ésó éñ él hórízóñté?

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@2301: no it's not aks rule heaven, it's the opposite thing.

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