S.A.M.L.A.R.B Spectral Aquisitons of Material Lands And Resources Bureau

listen: you keep vacillating between humiliating yourself and retracting into yourself like a dick in ice water from shame. the issue is that you wish to change, fundamentally, who you are at this juncture of your existence, but your only idea of change is insanity, which is wildly unsatisfactory

you must break all your habits and commit. commit to something for once in your god damn unlife, sam. marry the nearest individual