Bloody Beatrice and the Deer of Untruth [Suggestions Open, updated June 24]

Acquire a shield to protect yourself from those antlers

"That's also mine. You can't have it."

Once again, the Newcomer was bested in a battle of wits. Drat!

...may you come in?

"So, would you like to come in? You seem a little rattled, like you could use some comfort and consolin'."

Wait, how does this whole room work for someone like him? He's shuffling sideways because his horns are so big. How's he get through the door?

"Your huge horns are in the way. I couldn't even if I wanted to."

"My horns aren't big, just a li'l above average, I reckon. It's your horn length that's abnormal. I can barely see them. And I can come in and out of my house just fine. I'll demonstrate for you."

He moved out of the Newcomer's way. "You'll hafta come in first. There's not very much room on the porch."



"Ha ha ha," he said. He was laughing. "I wasn't 'specting ta have any visitors so even though I've been meanin' to expand it, I've been puttin' it off in favor of other renovations. The bathroom's spectacular now."

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