Post making contest 1.0

This is test #1.

Is anyone here a medium? Can you contact the spirit of Rule 5 and tell us what it wants?

I'm a large, do you think that will do?

This post breaks Rule 2!

I'm getting my spreadsheet up-to-date, and this confuses me somewhat. Does this mean that rule 2 was the only rule this post violated, or is your evaluation in reference to the fact that Fogel's original message passed rule 2 and thus meant to indicate that earthexe's post broke every rule?

Otherwise, rules 1 and 3 have yet to be passed by anyone? We have a handful of posts that pass the others, though...

(Also, so many people posting in this round! It's great! I've had to make two new colour sets for my spreadsheet!)

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