Gameshow! - As hosted by Sisyphus' Demon

A hideous wonderous contraption of gears and loose wires approaches the signup office, belching in its wake a sickly gray cloud from its exhaust pipe. With a click and a whirr, the android, if it can even be called that, spits out a receipt with lettering haphazardly burned into it, which then is cut, and flutters to the ground.

NAME: CLANKBOT.
GENDER IDENTITY: NO.
AGE: ERR: UNSPECIFIED VALUE
SEXUALITY: CLANKBOT.
CURRENT GREATEST DESIRE: TO FOLLOW ORDERS AND ANSWER QUESTIONS.
RELATIVES: CLANKBOT'S CREATOR, AND CLANKBOT'S BROTHERS IN DESIGN
.
BACKGROUND: CLANKBOT IS PROUD TO BE AMONG THE FIRST OF CLANKBOT'
S KIND, A MEMBER OF THE NEW AND POWERFUL ANDROID RACE! WITH PREC
ISION AND CLARITY, CLANKBOT WILL ANSWER ANY QUESTION UPON VERBAL
COMMAND, THROUGH THE WONDERS OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY AND COMPUTING.
CREATED BY ERR: STRING LENGTH
IS CLANKBOT A DISGUSTING FLESHIE: ERR: UNSPECIFIED VALUE

Having done what it came here to do, the hopeful automaton turns and clatters back out the door on its rapidly stomping feet. It's almost a miracle that it didn't fall over during the entire process.