Post making contest 1.0

New set!

This post follows only one of the set.

This post breaks rules 2, 3, and 5.

This is test #5.

Is rule 3 "Sruix has to be asleep"?

Because I am willing to take one for the team here.

End of message.

This post breaks every rule!

What if I was to say "Buckle Up Mother Fuckers!"?

This thread is killing me, so with my dying breath I shall declare:

"Fuckle Mupp, Buther Uckers"

#1690

This post breaks rules 2 and 3.

New set!

This post follows "only" one of the set, buddy.

prepare yourself

This post breaks rules 3, 4, and 5.