This Guy's Problem (TWS)

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Editor's Note: The editor would like to apologize for a misprint in the previous post. The perpetrator should have been lableled as "The Notorious DE-BONER". The Notorious BONER is a criminal of a completely different sort and has been safely incarcerated for some time. The editor apologizes for any confusion or unwarranted fears resulting from this error.

>Use the rib bone to fend off your attacker!

Smile. Dazzle him.

Kick him(?) in the groin. Then beat him over the head with your rib bone.

You force back the pain and turn to smile at your attacker. Feigning pleasantries is one of your more practiced skills and all you need is a moment's advantage.

You forgo kicking given your STABBED IN THE CALF status. You brandish your POLISHED RIB BONE and ACCOST the knife-wielder over the head.

The RIB BONE SHATTERS, and your attacker steps back, clearly dazed. You turn to grab your ESTOC, but the pain in your leg causes you to stumble onto the floor. You turn to face your perpetrator...but he's gone.

You are alone.

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You wish they'd leave you alone.

Damn Hecklers. Always heckling, think they can make it to the big time by picking fun at a easy target. Not that you're an easy target. You're an esteemed and very much alive member of the corrective judicial system. Also you have a BAG OF PUPPETS and a PLANK glued to your BUTT.

You are now the SOLICITOR.

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