Breakfast Time

Knock anything interesting off the table too.

You're not going to risk damaging this wizard's stuff. He probably deserves it but what if he comes looking for you? You might make him angry.

More angry than he probably always is.

Also that magic crystal might blow up the city or something. You never know with wizards.

Knock the cage off the table. Then it won't be as obvious that you just slipped out!

A much better idea! However, your tiny lizardy arms/legs are much too weak to move the huge steel cage. It might also be held down with magic for all you know.

WIZARDS.

>SCIENCE down that table.

>Practice your new form first before anything.

Surprisingly, just figuring out how to walk with six legs is almost enough to push your BUSINESSGAUGE into the positives (or at least halfway there). Your intrinsic business skill is just that high, you guess.

You really hope there's no security cameras or a magical equivalent in here. You'd hate to have someone see you running around in circles like an idiot.

Dive from the table, through the hole, and straight into one of the barrels. Maybe one of them is labeled "human transformation juice".

Well that would certainly be convenient, wouldn't it? But hey, you can already feel the liquid doing something. You're beginning to feel cleansed after just a few seconds in the stuff. This could be it!



...That is, if "it" referred to "a whole lot of nothing, and maybe getting yourself soaked in some sticky red stuff". This might have been great if you were actually wounded, but apparently turning into a lizard thing doesn't count as a wound. You'd beg to differ on that personally.

On the bright side, this stuff seems to be cherry-flavored. Delicious.