RE: Noise Lights: A Text Adventure- Now where were we?
05-02-2016, 03:02 AM
Quote:> Aw sick you love snakes
>Dive around the snakes like a porpoise, and burrow through them like a gopher, and toss them up and let then hit you on the head.
Joy and elation! Snakes! You love snakes. You love them so god damn much it’s not even funny. Ever since you were a child you wanted to be just like the snakes. To look like them, think like them, smell like them, eat like them, be with them, share your soul with them, and seduce their women. This is your chance. The snakes appearing in the back of your brother’s truck is a sign. Today you seize your destiny.
Unwilling to waste any time going around you throw yourself against the truck’s rear windshield. After bludgeoning the window with your body a few times the glass shatters just wide enough for you to barely get through. As you force yourself through the glass you pay no heed to the pain as you are scratched and cut deep by the jagged shards. You have no time to think about the pain, there are snakes waiting for you. As you finally force through you toss yourself into the waiting embrace of the limbless reptiles. Their head spines bristle outward as they look up to meet you. Their screech-gargling briefly reaches an almost deafening pitch as they open their mouths revealing several rows of needle like teeth. You fall into the shining, shifting mass of blood red, reddish brown, and sickly purple coils. Seized in their embrace you begin trying to burrow and swim through them. From this day forward you will be one of them. The snakes immediately set upon you. What little light that dusk provides is stolen from you as the slithering mass pulls you inward and buries you. You shed a single tear as the biting starts. Your dream, it was so close. Alas, it was not meant to be. The snakes tear into you with feral ravenousness. Eventually there is nothing left. Not even bones. In all honesty, what did you think would happen?
[RELOAD]
You gasp as you are jolted back to reality. Did you fall asleep again? Was that a dream? It doesn’t seem like much time has passed. It’s still dusk. What the hell was that? You don’t even like snakes that much. Whatever it was, it did do something that was marginally helpful. You recognize what kind of snakes these are. You heard from a crappy wildlife show that they’re called Howling Gut Snakes. That’s really all you can remember.
Quote:>Dance
Normally you’d say this isn’t the time or place, but that vision, or whatever it was, really bothered you. Something to take your mind off edge will undoubtedly help. There isn’t much room in the truck to dance, but you do your best to rhythmically gyrate and convulse like the funky dance demon you apparently are.
Yeah, that really hit the spot. The snakes didn’t seem to like it, though. The noises they’re making got louder.
Quote:> Rev up your engines and drive the fuck out of there, all the way to Nopeville.
You’re not exactly sure how driving will get you away from the snakes. Since they are in the bed of the truck, wherever the truck goes they can’t help but go as well. Then again, you won’t have to walk as far to get to the shack, and you can just duck inside if the snakes try anything. On the other hand, if you jostling the car was enough to upset them, revving the truck up might send them into a frenzy. You know what? You’ll do it anyway. Man and machine always beats whatever nature can cough up. You grasp the steering wheel and reach for the ignition. Fuck ‘em up! Your hand doesn’t find anything. You look down to see the keys are missing.
Exactly how dangerous Howling Gut Snakes are is made suddenly and painfully relevant to you.
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