Post making contest 1.0

Rule One: Must use white text?
Rule Two: I dunno Sruix won't tell me
Rule Three: Must include a list of rules.
Rule Four: No quotes
Rule Five: Absolutely no idea.

A good guess at rules, but unfortunately no. This post breaks rules 1, 3, and 5. But not rule 2!

I think I know what rule 1 is, but I'm going to test one thing at a time here.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 5.