Post making contest 1.0

This is test #19.

None of the above is of any surprise, and this post of mine is going to break rules 1, 3 and 5.

So what the fuck are rules 1 & 3 and why haven't we managed to pass them yet?

End of message.

This post breaks rules 1, 3, and 5 as expected.

I would say that you are being simultaneously too loose and too miserly with information to meet the conditions of the remaining rules.