Post making contest 1.0

g0m Sruixan

This is test #11.

"we need to include more weird dogs clearly"

The rules violated by this post are 1 and 3.

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This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 4.

HELLO FELLOW OVERQUALIFIED SKYSCRAPER

HOW'S IT TOWERING?

(although actually my given name is Terrifying Life, which is somewhat more accurate)

This post breaks all rules!

This is test #13.

How do wheat's posts #1402 & #1403 hold up? Someone needs to break rules 1 and 3, and I've got work I need to get done today...

(...he says, as if that's stopped him from posting so far...)

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This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 5.

Rule 4 seems to be "no quoting".

I don't know about the rest.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 5.

TIE
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This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 5.

This post that I am posting right now breaks rules 1, 3, and 4.