Post making contest 1.0

This is test #12.

Wearing daisy dukes.
Sharing crazy cukes.
Everyday's
in mayonnaise;
you eat em til' ya pukes.

This post breaks rules 1, 3 and 5

I have qualms about this.

And actually, while I'm here I may as well test something silly: this post passes rule 4.

End of message.

You're right, that post also broke rule 2. My earlier post has been updated.

This post breaks rule 4! Also 1, 2, 3, and 5.