"Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares

Just not those dreams. This is a family friendly establishment.

I am pretty sure ProfessorLizzard was in a dream a had a few weeks ago. It was a short dream. The two of us were sitting in a car, and I'm certain something akin to the apocalypse was going on outside. Either we some how missed all the death and destruction or we simply failed to care, because he entire time we were having a very pleasant conversation about whether he was actually from Hungary or not.

I also still remember these really weird dreams I had when I was a kid. In the first, Christmas trees came to life and started killing everyone. One punctured my arm, turning my blood green and possibly beginning my conversion into the murderous tree kind.

Spoilered for a bit of body horror.

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In another dream I was sitting on either a counter or one of those check-up slabs in a doctor's office. I was naked, and my entire body was covered in huge, heavy welts that looked like red tar. There was a lot of itching and pain. Near me there was a drawer full of knives, kitchen knives not surgical equipment, and they had this awful sterile smell. The entire room had that smell. I don't know how to describe it. Something like a mixture of ammonia and rubbing alcohol. Someone who I hope was a doctor peeling the welts off with the knives and taking chunks of flesh as well. It took me a while to get over it. That sterile smell still makes me incredibly uncomfortable.

Anyways, weird dreams, discuss them!