Strandido - Crab-sposition

>Look at the picture next to the computer.





It appears to be a picture of LADY of some description, you have no idea who they are but they're certainly easy on the eyes. Presumbly this lady was an ASSOCIATE, perhaps a FRIEND of the person who inhabitated this cave/lab, you mind boggles in the infinite realm of possibility.

>Look at adorable plushies.



They appear to be PLUSH REPRISENTATIVES of some fine young DAMSELS from a CERTAIN POPULAR INTERNET... THING. Personally you were never really that into it, you always preferred the previous with the STREETWISE HARD BOILED PALOOKA'S who aint took no guff from nobody and did some serious SLEUTHING. Yeah, that was the ticket, you think.

>Make the rose and jade dolls smooch.



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>take everything in this room you have zero use for and put it on that SCIENCE-looking platform.



Well you can't really say you'll have ZERO use for any of this SWAG ya see, thing is, you might THINK 'oh i don't have any use for any of this guff' so you throw it all out, only for it to turn out, MUCH LATER, that that thing you threw out turned out to be the INTEGRAL PIECE of some sort of WEIRD PUZZLE MALARKEY, and then you'll be all 'aw sweet juneberries if only i hadnt thrown out that thing'.

>GET THE GIANT BUTTERFLY NET IT'S ESSENTIAL



You acquire the BUTTERFLY NET, perfect for all your FLYING CRITTER CAPTURING needs! It has some sort of SCIENCY DOOHICKEY attached but danged if you have any sort of clue as to what it does, perhaps it assists in the capture of FLYING CREATURES, that'd be your guess.

>Ogle at technological shenanigans. Look for loot.



Yeah you can't make heads or tails or any of these assorted TECHNOLOGICAL DEVICES of ESOTERIC MAGI-TECH, they certainly look advanced though.

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Anyway, you stash all the STASH-ABLE things into your cVINTORY, the EIGHT (8) additional inventory spaces provided by your handy-dandy cWatch.

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One of the pieces of SWEET LOOT appears to be a MAP of tunnels, presumbly connected to the cave you're in. It's a little complex, but you think you might be able to figure out what this means.

>Press the big green button





Well that was cool looking and all, but it appears to have done a whole lotta nothing.