strange coincidences you find that must surely be attributed to some vile conspiracy
04-29-2016, 03:59 PM
Today I was walking down the road, when I saw that the sidewalk was misaligned.
There was a hairline crack coming down from the far edge, and the concrete was shifted down by some minute length. Now, you might think that is normal. You might think that anyone can just find some hairline crack on any sidewalk.
But no! I assure you, this was not normal.
Clearly there was some horrible thing occurring. For in that moment I turned about and saw that upon every slab of concrete there was a minute, hairline crack. Upon every slab, each and every one!
Then I espied a long arm reaching from behind an alley with a resounding whirring - this long arm reached out a crooked finger and traced along a windowpane, and - behold! A hairline crack formed upon the window.
Concrete is gone. It is destabilized by whatever vile force projects this long arm with crooked fingers. Now glass is next.
I do not know what other misdeeds this organization is up to, but keep on the lookout for other mysterious coincidences in your lives so that we may all be protected.
There was a hairline crack coming down from the far edge, and the concrete was shifted down by some minute length. Now, you might think that is normal. You might think that anyone can just find some hairline crack on any sidewalk.
But no! I assure you, this was not normal.
Clearly there was some horrible thing occurring. For in that moment I turned about and saw that upon every slab of concrete there was a minute, hairline crack. Upon every slab, each and every one!
Then I espied a long arm reaching from behind an alley with a resounding whirring - this long arm reached out a crooked finger and traced along a windowpane, and - behold! A hairline crack formed upon the window.
Concrete is gone. It is destabilized by whatever vile force projects this long arm with crooked fingers. Now glass is next.
I do not know what other misdeeds this organization is up to, but keep on the lookout for other mysterious coincidences in your lives so that we may all be protected.