Strandido - Crab-sposition

>Who's JUNO?



That's a very interesting question because there's no singular answer because SHE is many things. She's a PHILANTHROPIST MULTI-BILLIONAIRE who makes more in a day than you've made you're entire career, The World's MOST ATTRACTIVE WOMEN, the Current face of leading Fashion Magazine FAXION, among other equally vaunted achievements.
Oh, she's also you're EX-GIRLFRIEND.

>Jump up and down on those planks in a contemplative fashion. They look nice and bouncy.



Well it seems that appearances can be deceiving because these boards are stiff as... well... BOARDS, still though, activity relieves some of the stress of remembering your overbearing EX-GIRLFRIEND, so it is not all a waste you suppose.

>Help tend to your fallen comrade and check on how Green is doing.



You decide to see how GREENBACKS is doing, have you actually decided their name is GREENBACKS? You're not certain, you should probably get on that, anyway, you look over their condition, It appears unchanged, which is to say, slowly improving.

>Create girlfriend using sticks, coconuts and palm fronds



You are suddenly overcome with thoughts of making a FAKE GIRLFRIEND out of stick and coconuts and suddenly also of MAIZEY, who the heck is MAIZEY, you think, you have no Idea who that is. That beside this whole Idea strikes you as silly, and slightly desperate. You dismiss this line of thinking post haste.

>What's powering the lights and that machine? Follow the cords!



Following the mess of cords leads you to the DOOR, the source of power for all these is behind the DOOR!

>Open the door to the right with reckless abandon



OH YES!!!!

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It appears to be some sort of combination LAB/BEDROOM. This place looks amazingly cramped and uncomfortable to live in, sorta like your first apartment, but worse because you can't imagine how anyone would keep this place clean... Uhh, anyway.