RE: Recycling
06-09-2012, 09:57 AM
(06-09-2012, 04:58 AM)btp Wrote: »>Chickens: set loose.
Unable to think of a plan, you simply rush out the door. Then you see the Eagle Time Chicken Repository across the street and suddenly, inspiration strikes.
If the chickens were released, they'd soon start crossing all the roads in the city, and the resulting confusion would slow traffic down immensely. You'd have the perfect excuse, as long as you weren't caught freeing the chickens.
Quickly, you rush into the Chicken Repository. It's closed today, so you have a chance to act while all the employees are gone. You soon find the main control panel on a wall near the central chicken pen, and you boot it up.
You have the following options:
>CONSOLE
>OPERATIONS
>DATA
>ADMINISTRATOR
What are you going to do?
(06-09-2012, 02:52 AM)Akumu Wrote: »>Open console, enter sv_cheats 1 and explodestartmenu();
You suddenly remember a command involving "CONSOLE". Okay, so maybe it's actually from your favorite video game, but recklessly acting on vague hunches is what got you where you are today, dang it, and you're not about to give it up now.
Upon choosing the >CONSOLE prompt, the control panel asks for a command. You enter the command "sv_cheats 1", and it brings up a screen filled with incomprehensible letters and numbers. You completely ignore that screen and just type in "explodestartmenu()".
The monitor suddenly reverts to the original menu, then explodes in your face, knocking you back against the far wall. As you pick yourself up, you see the chicken pen is opening and the chickens are running wild into the city.
Within minutes, traffic will be in utter chaos and you'll have the perfect excuse for being late. You just need to get out of here before anyone notices you. You start running back towards the front door and...
Whoa! Just as you reach the main hallway, you spot Officer Big Pecks coming in through the front door! You quickly duck back into the corridor before he notices you. He must be here to investigate the chickens' release. You'll be in trouble if he finds you here; you don't work here and the place was supposed to be closed for the day.
You'll either have to avoid Officer Big Pecks entirely, or come up with a good excuse for your presence here. Either way, you need to think fast; you can already hear Officer Big Pecks coming this way.
What's the plan?