RE: ARE YOU A WIZARD!?¿¡
04-27-2016, 01:38 PM
No. Toast familiars are illegal in the first place. Why would you give sentience to a tool that was intended to toast bread? It has no other purpose and it is now forced to endure the suffering of a unsolicited life. It is only through mercy that I allow this one to live, since it desires so to the contrary of its siblings. In any other situation the toaster would be dead and I would be in jail in the 66th layer of the Besdgyian Abyss of the Andromeda Galaxy. You have no idea how horrible the devils treat the prisoners there. NO IDEA!
It seems amongst our ranks are 4 wizards, who represent the 4 elements. The building blocks upon which our cosmology is derived from, simple starting points which elongate and twist across every point in time and space of the 10th dimension. Opposing us are the 8 Kruhkum the frog men, so it seems. They are the vile, chaotic messengers of the Ogdoad the 8 Chaos Gods of Egypt. Here to subvert the illusionary order of the universe and return everything to a colourless void, lacking in joy or substance.
It seems amongst our ranks are 4 wizards, who represent the 4 elements. The building blocks upon which our cosmology is derived from, simple starting points which elongate and twist across every point in time and space of the 10th dimension. Opposing us are the 8 Kruhkum the frog men, so it seems. They are the vile, chaotic messengers of the Ogdoad the 8 Chaos Gods of Egypt. Here to subvert the illusionary order of the universe and return everything to a colourless void, lacking in joy or substance.