Trading Sequence

"Good sir, I know that you are a possibly insane vagabond, one that likely is completely unaware of how money, words, or value works, let alone what any of this means, but I believe that I have something that you want, and that I have something that you want. Now, see here? This is a card? A card is what this is. Now, I know that you don't know what that is, but you see this card is an Ace of Spades. Now, I hope that you are at least aware of the concept of beating things. Yes, no? How about being better? Victory? Yea, I'm sure that you know that. Okay well this one beats everything. Every other card that there is loses to this one. You would win at everything with this card. You would be a champion. YOU COULD BE A GOD. Do you not see the power of this card? I think that you know what is right."