you better listen up / current rules thread (this is where the active rules are)

it's hawkspace but with rapid-fire low-threshold voting. the red light district of hawkspace, but with actually more rules and regulations than regular hawkspace instead of less. your wildest dream... or your wildest nightmare? it's up to you

All rules and actions in this subforum are contained to this subforum and cannot spill over into other forums/affect the functioning of the Eagle Time forums. Also this subforum has no affiliation with Hawkspace so don't consider Neo New Trollslum (or any other past/future names thereof) and Hawkspace's rulesets or moderation as interchangeable.

Here is a List of All Props in "Hell-Place, Ontario"

Loather is an airplane with equal or greater power to a bird.

ACTIVE RULES

1. all normal hawkspace rules apply, especially #4
   
2. but we have different voting rules
   
3. and i'm in charge. i'm in the pants socks.
   
4. loather is appreciated
   
5. the goblin queen is recognized as the rightful sovereign and protector of hawkspace. loather is recognized as the goblin queen of hawkspace after dark, a rank beneath only the true goblin queen. april 26 and april 27 are now officially the loather ascension days, and are to be celebrated across the realm. chwoka remains the pants, but also gains the new title of wacky bowtie *spins and makes whirr noise*
   
6. no rules apply to forum users whose local time is between midnight and four am
   
7. you wont be punished for quoting a post that breaks rules
   
8. forum name will be malleably decided in a forum name thread
   
9. rules aren't actually subject to enforcement until they're written in the stickied "what is hawkspace" thread. moderators with power over hawkspace after dark subforum are obligated to edit in all passed rule changes at their earliest convenience.
   
10. Users cannot be penalized for Hawkspace-After-Dark Specific rules when posting in the HAD Problems thread.
    
11. A user may, by posting in a TICKETS thread bequeath one or more [Their Username] TICKETS to any other user of their choice. The recipient of a [username] TICKET may redeem one Ticket for one YES vote on any proposition. A YES vote created by a redeemed [username] TICKET counts as one YES vote by [username]. TICKETS redeemed in this way are then VOID and may not be refunded.
    
12. The word "pants" shall be stricken from rule 3 and replaced with the word "socks".
    
13. Rules in the "What is Hawkspace After Dark" thread must place rules that require action on the part of a user under a "Youse Gotta" category, for easy reading.
    
14. any and all significant others have complete control and access to any of the s.o.'s threads for the purposes of nonsense and also other junk
    
15. The following reminder shall be put atop the rules list: All rules and actions in this subforum are contained to this subforum and cannot spill over into other forums/affect the functioning of the Eagle Time forums. Also this subforum has no affiliation with Hawkspace so don't consider Neo New Trollslum (or any other past/future names thereof) and Hawkspace's rulesets or moderation as interchangeable.
    
16. i [Farewell] am unable to vote
    
17. the following three laws shall be added to the ruleset in a separate section entitled "laws of robotics:"
    
    1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
       
    2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
       
    3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
       
18. any proposed propositions that mention specific users by name require double the regular number of votes to pass
    
19. make NNT's parent BAWK BAWK instead of Hawkspace.
    
20. As a form of conflict resolution, one user may publicly challenge another to a NEONEWTROLLSLUM DRAG RACE. A third party may set the terms of the DRAG RACE, if both users agree, the NNTS DRAG RACE will commence. The winner of the NNTS DRAG RACE may set a new typing quirk requirement for the loser, which will remain in effect for ONE WEEK.
    
21. any and all "______ Making/posting" genre of contests are banned in NNTS
    
22. There shall be a "unique" forum theme applicable to NNTS which will be designed and voted on in the Neo New Troll Theme Thread.
    
23. Forum users cannot be punished for breaking a rule that has not yet been updated into the active rules thread.
    
24. All Propositions made after enacting this rule will automatically be considered to have 1 yes vote from the person who submitted them.
    
25. bigro
    
26. this rule must remain broken at all times
    
27. all thread2 have theiir own iimpliiciit rule2 that po2ter2 mu2t follow ("fuck," thread where u2er2 can only po2t "fuck,", certaiin thread2 u2e quiirk2 but other2 don't). the op of a thread may punii2h rulebreaker2 in a manner of theiir choo2iing.
    
28. any post with a picture of a cow is a perfect post
    
29. i'm gonna go ahead and edit any post in the banana thread that doesn't start with the phrase "it turns out" to begin with the phrase "it turns out"
    
30. Threads may now have prefixes. Prefixes may be submitted in a dedicated thread and added to HAD/Stephen King's The Dead Zone proper if they receive a seconding.
    
    Prefixes may be removed if three people ask for it. (so anything which breaks the forum in a non-hilarious way can be taken down)
    
31. This subforum's description may be changed in a thread made by me for this specific purpose. The rules for deciding on a new subforum description will be the same as the rules for deciding on a new subforum title.
    
32. Reyweld becomes a member of the user group Trash Royal of Shit Town, provided they do the following:
    Create a thread petitioning the Common Folk of Stephen King's The Dead Zone™ to lend their support to his ascension.
    Anyone who has posted in Stephen King's The Dead Zone™ before said thread's creation can post in the thread explaining what Reyweld has to do to gain their Douxtoken.
    Once Reyweld has five more completed Quests than incomplete/refused ones he is forever instated as a member of the user group Trash Royal of Shit Town, but can only use his powers in a designated thread made by him called the Palace.
    
33. posts that break rules will be deleted or blanked out
    
34. no one says anything in this subforum for a month but as soon as it comes back we all make a thread named Yahtzee!!
    
35. vote on making the theme of this subforum vulture future, a cyberpunk module for the time being.
    
36. make g0m an admin on vulture future please
    
37. if you are unable or unwilling to follow a rule, you must publicly appeal and have it put to a public vote whether you will face punishment for disobeying the rule. in the spirit of the greatest law of all, common law, this sets precedent and affects how the rule is enforced into the future.
    
38. a stickied thread will be created celebrating the most powerful of birds, the pigeon, who we will from this point on recognize as the rightful sovereign of not only vulture future, but eagle time as a whole.
    
39. posts cleared due to rule violations should look like this: " Stop! You violated the law!" Only the text can instead be anything that a town guard might say in The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion.
    
40. HAD cannot have moderators, mods, modmins, admins, or other standard roles associated with forumnular leadership. HAD has the Trash Royals of Shit Town performing moderator-like services, and any prior or future references in the official rules should be edited to reflect this.
    
41. to commemorate this Soliday season all posts made in the month of December must be contained within spoiler tags, allowing you to simulate the excitement of unwrapping them. The spoiler must have the top half of an image of a present above it, and the bottom half below it, to properly simulate the smissmas experience.
    
42. bring back mandatory vulturesonae
    

YOUSE GOTTA Follow these rules when in Hawkspace After Dark:

1. any and all "______ Making/posting" genre of contests are banned in NNTS
   
2. All posts MUST be signed off in character with the poster's FUTURE VULTURESONA. Vulturesonas are mandatory
   

Exceptions to YOUSE GOTTA Rules:

1. no rules apply to forum users whose local time is between midnight and four am
   
2. you wont be punished for quoting a post that breaks rules
   
3. Users cannot be penalized for Hawkspace-After-Dark Specific rules when posting in the HAD Problems thread
   
4. Any post with a picture of a cow is a perfect post
   
5. if you are unable or unwilling to follow a rule, you must publicly appeal and have it put to a public vote whether you will face punishment for disobeying the rule
   
6. Formatting rules do not apply to the "fuck," thread, because sometimes you just need that regardless of the time of day, even if you don't have a vulturesona prepared, or just want to make it clear that it's a real genuine "fuck," from you and not any put on persona.
   

LAWS OF ROBOTICS

1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
   
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
   
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.