Post making contest 1.0

birds?

Birds are nice. Breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 4.

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Don't panic. Breaks rules 1, 2, and 4.

I'm trying to break all the rules did I do it?

Yup.

g0m

Well isn't that something.

oh shit. what was rule#4 again? Wasn't that the numbers rule.

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Honestly I stopped trying to actually figure this out a while back.

;)*&?

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Oh wait, hang on, we're up again!

This is test #1.

i'm a cat in june.
reflecting. it's true: i've changed.
a dog's late spring thoughts.

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welcome to the space olympics

What if i were to say “welcome to the space consortium”?

g0m

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on how to break rule 3...

DO YOU DARE DANCE A DANCE WITH DRAGONS??

i don't know what the space consortium is but i feel very welcome there

This is a cool updated repost of the original post

Ive changed this so the content is more family friendly

Pardon me, friend. Could you point me in the direction of the Space Consortium?

Youre standing in it

C0ns0rtium.

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It also breaks every rule but 3.

"Do that dew" -g with a lightning bolt afront it

However this breaks every rule, if only barely.

New G⚡ flavour: pumpkin thirstsmash

Breaks all but 3, and doesn't actually sound very good.

Your jellyrad avatar is the ideal quench-pitch mascot.

Breaks every rule.