Introductions: The Inauguraling

That is a dangerous question, my friend!

Hmm. Well, you see, I'm Not Absolutely Positive. I think I can say for sure I'm Not A Potato, Nominally A Person, and Not Actually Pretend. Occasionally I'm known to request No Additional Pasta, or exclaim Not Again, Pete!

I'm a Normally Amicable Presence, and would Never Abjure Pie. Sometimes I'm a Nerd About Punctuation. But ultimately...yes...could it be? I'm a North American Person! Specifically from the part that's Nowhere Anywhere Pacific.

I think you cracked the code, pal. As for how it's going, I accidentally slept in til 4:30pm, so that should tell you everything you need to know, haha.