Strandido - Crab-sposition

>Notice your glasses mysteriously vanished just before the fight with then ENEMY CRAB.



Well, you put them in your pocket. You didn't want them to get broken in that fight.

>Find a nice damp rock pool or something for GREENBACKS to convalesce in.



Well you can't see anything as such so you're just gonna... oh hey.

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Its... INKY, if you recall correctly, you guess this is where they wandered off to. Uh, anyway, you're just gonna like, leave them somewhere relative safe while you deal this other business.

>Whats that thing PINKY has?



It looks like some kind of watch, wait a minute, is that- it is!

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It's a cWATCH, and not just any cWATCH, it's YOUR cWATCH. The Latest and greatest innovation in INVENTORY MANAGEMENT/SMARTPHONE TECHNOLOGY, from the lovely people at SEA-TEK, It's a portable mostly Hands free INVENTORY and VITAL STATISTIC tracking solution, It's also SMARTPHONE and provides you all the benefits theirin, such as being a WATCH that allows you tell time! Wowee what an inovation.

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You Bring up your cFILE, ugh... that profile picture... and review your VITAL STATISTICS... yeah you don't really understand what most of these numbers mean, and in fact, you feel like it would be futile to speculate. Anyway though everything seems to be in order.

>Insert LEAF into COMPUTER



Ungluing your eyes from your WATCH, you go over to this DEVICE, it kind looks like a weird TV and VCR honestly, more than a computer anyway.

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You stick the PALM FROND into the slot anyway... You're not entirely certain what you-

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Huh.

>Immediately sit down and begin watching television.



You Gaze Into the DEVICE, it has a certain strange attraction to you. Yet simultaneously you are repulsed, the color reminds you too much of your EX-GIRLFRIEND and Her big dumb glowing face looming obnoxiously outside your bedroom. Yeah you're done staring at this thing.

>Look at the neat drawing of the hard hat guy!



You look at the drawing, it is very neat, some might say even kinda cute. Look at that guy, in his little Hard-Hat, He probably works very HARD and very SAFELY. You kinda wish you had a Hard-Hat now. The Sign points out to you that you are in a CAVE, and rocks might fall from about onto your head, perhaps giving you a CONCUSSION.

>Pick up the hard hat safety sign and wear it as head protection.



Suddenly driven by PARANOIA about falling you try to pry the sign off the post to use a makeshift Helmet. Alas, it remains fastened sturdily to the post, a testament to the power of SAFETY this sign possesses, or perhaps the CHUTZPAH of the post.