Post making contest 1.0

I promised in IRC, so I'm posting a new test post in this thread AAAAAAAAAAAAA. I can proudly say that this time AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I will be posting something that only breaks rules 1, 4, and 5 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Breaking 1, 4, and 5

I DEPOSE MEHGAMEHN. BROKE SACRED A RULE. ADDED RULE 6: QUOTE. GAME'S ONLY 5 RULES.

Breaks all but 5

i'm a disappointment

Breaks all 5, but I say that with a great deal of melancholy because its very close on one of them.

there there *pats ix*
there there

Seems to break all but 4