Post making contest 1.0

A pramised an ARC, sa Iam pasting a naw tast past an thas thread Onca upan a tame, thare was a posta. A can praudly say that thas tame At was a past that brake several raules. A wall ba pasting samething that anly breaks raules 1a, 4a, and 5a At least Ia wan't break raule 1, ait said.

If I were reading this with no context (Without knowing what it originally said), I would say it breaks all but 1.