Post making contest 1.0

I promised in IRC, so I'm posting a new test post in this thread Once upon a time, there was a post. I can proudly say that this time It was a post that broke several rules. I will be posting something that only breaks rules 1, 4, and 5 At least I won't break rule 1, it said.

I mean I have to make a decision on a certain definition here but I'm gonna say it only breaks Rule 4.

If I were to flip my decision on that certain definition, I believe it would break all 5.